crotchulism

A disease riddled Johnson or Poonani that emits odiferous waves of toxic stank.

Bitch, I wasn't about to suck his dick. His downstairs smelled like crotchulism.

crotchulism by Gabe Ryan September 22, 2016

crotchismo 

1. What men who drive enormous compensation trucks and wear sickening amounts of Old Spice have.

2. The way these men walk.

1. He gave off crazy crotchismo to counteract the effects of his girlish voice.

2. He walked stiffly and with much crotchismo.

crotchismo by The Culture Bandit April 10, 2009

Crotchalisk 

A Crotchalisk is a dangerous mythical snake but you can charm it if you speak in tongues

Beware of the Crotchalisk lurking about!

Crotchalisk by Xike December 1, 2023