3 definitions by Gabe Ryan

A disease riddled Johnson or Poonani that emits odiferous waves of toxic stank.
Bitch, I wasn't about to suck his dick. His downstairs smelled like crotchulism.
by Gabe Ryan February 8, 2016
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A powerful lesbian, or muff mogul.
For someone who came out two weeks ago, Debbie's already quite the dykoon.
by Gabe Ryan November 26, 2012
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