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Jesus Christ in crotchless panties 

exclamation, Used after something's gone extremely shitto.
Jesus Christ in crotchless panties that fucking hurt! I just sat on a red hot fire poker and slid all the way down!

crochless panties 

Pantys that women wear is that they don't have to pull them down to fuck.
Kathy wears crochless panties..
crochless panties by Deep Blue 2012 September 9, 2009

crutchless panties 

essex girl "ooh i've been wearing these crutchless panties and i think my bearded oyster may have frostbite."
paramedic. "no, it's just that you must learn to take out the fanny haddock BEFORE you put the new one in. "There's fifteen in here!"
crutchless panties by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003