Simulated oral sex. Or any public head to groin action. Coined by Ryan Seacrest in regards to Adam Lambert's AMA
performance.
Also see: Pink's 2004 Billboard Awards
performance
and Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa on
Dancing with the Stars.
1. "Man, he knocked
Tom Brady on his ass!"
"Yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude."
2. No Madonna
performance is complete without a
requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.