crotch pot cooking 

The act of shitting in your pants, especially when farting.

Jeff has crotch pot cooking down to an art. His specialty is trouser chili.

crotch pot cooking by Pooh02 January 2, 2009

Crotch Pot Cookin' 

When it is so hot outside that a man's pants become a boiling pot for his nuts.

It's so hot outside that Jack says his nuts are doin' a lil crotch pot cookin'!

Crotch Pot Cookin' by Jon (943) August 2, 2008