An ill-defined region of the male pudendum which serves as a transit depot -- or toll plaza if you will -- for all manner of venereal diseases. When stimulated the crotch neck vibrates violently, changes hue, and develops mucusy lesions. Do not socially interface with anyone you suspect may possess a crotch neck.
His crotch neck gleamed, glistened even in the light of the crescent moon, yet stank of unknown quantities of putrid anal discharge.
by Gayson Crotchowits September 28, 2008
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Hah, look at that Melvin Crotchnick. I bet he has no friends at school.
"Eww, get away from me, you Melvin!"
"Eww, get away from me, you Melvin!"
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