crotch art

The Rorschach like shit stains left in ones underwear/panties after an (i.)inadequate cleansing of ones undercarriage. (ii.) Involuntary bowel evacuation. skid mark

Please soak undergarments with Spray and Wash(TM) prior to washing for all crotch art that is not gallery quality.

by Ralph Wiggum February 18, 2003

crotchateria

Where you wash crotches.

Where you tell someone to go that’s being crotchety.

You need to go take a squat at the Crotchateria.

by AlliDaug July 21, 2022