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similair to a jackneck...a fast talking shady person

that guy trying to sell us rolexs on the corner was a real crookneck

crookneck by ameecia May 26, 2005

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cockneck

An insult to a person who's neck resembles a penis; The neck is generally of a man, thick in stature and having prominent well pronounced viens. The best example is when this type of neck is cleanly shaven and is met with a thick wall of chest hair.

Did you see the game on the weekend ? That new player has the best cockneck I have ever seen, you could set your watch to it.

cockneck by Cock Neck July 24, 2012

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cockneck

A giant toolsack. Utterly worthless in every conceivable way. Wilford Brimley shows such disdain for these people that he kills them on sight with his bare hands. The complete opposite of Theron.

That cockneck cried while watching Titanic.

Wow if John were anymore of a cockneck he'd be wearing Crocs.

cockneck by Theronkillshobos. June 29, 2008

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cockneck

Someone who has a neck that looks like a wang.

You got a cockneck.

cockneck by Jabobo March 21, 2004

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crinknecked

1)A word used to describe a person that has a crink in their neck.
2)Cranky or irritable.

1)Damnit! I slept funny and now I'm all crinknecked!
2)What's up with you? You're so crinknecked today!

crinknecked by Mr. Luna June 12, 2004

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cootneck

-Noun
1. Vagina, Pussy, Coochie etc.....

I need to get me some cootneck tonight.

cootneck by Young856 February 1, 2008

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crocknocket

Crocknocket is another word for door. May not be a very useful because it is longer than “door”. This word is mostly used for wooden doors with a natural wooden color that makes a squeaking sound when opening and closing it.

Ay yo someone knocking at the Crocknocket over there.

crocknocket by CallMeTix November 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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