crookneck

similair to a jackneck...a fast talking shady person

that guy trying to sell us rolexs on the corner was a real crookneck

by ameecia May 26, 2005

cockneck

An insult to a person who's neck resembles a penis; The neck is generally of a man, thick in stature and having prominent well pronounced viens. The best example is when this type of neck is cleanly shaven and is met with a thick wall of chest hair.

Did you see the game on the weekend ? That new player has the best cockneck I have ever seen, you could set your watch to it.

by Cock Neck July 24, 2012

cockneck

A giant toolsack. Utterly worthless in every conceivable way. Wilford Brimley shows such disdain for these people that he kills them on sight with his bare hands. The complete opposite of Theron.

That cockneck cried while watching Titanic.

Wow if John were anymore of a cockneck he'd be wearing Crocs.

by Theronkillshobos. June 29, 2008

cockneck

Someone who has a neck that looks like a wang.

You got a cockneck.

by Jabobo March 21, 2004

crinknecked

1)A word used to describe a person that has a crink in their neck.
2)Cranky or irritable.

1)Damnit! I slept funny and now I'm all crinknecked!
2)What's up with you? You're so crinknecked today!

by Mr. Luna June 12, 2004

cootneck

-Noun
1. Vagina, Pussy, Coochie etc.....

I need to get me some cootneck tonight.

by Young856 February 1, 2008

crocknocket

Crocknocket is another word for door. May not be a very useful because it is longer than “door”. This word is mostly used for wooden doors with a natural wooden color that makes a squeaking sound when opening and closing it.

Ay yo someone knocking at the Crocknocket over there.

by CallMeTix November 26, 2020