cronokie

A gay, stinky poo head.

"That guys name must be Cronokie."

by anonymous September 29, 2021

crookie

chronic + cookie = crookie

A cookie with marijuana in it.

Crookies fuck you up.

by john July 13, 2003

fortune crookie

When you crack your fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie takes your fortune and reads it first, so as to make the fortune theirs. Similar to the hamburglar, only with fortune cookies.

Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.

When Fundo cracked his fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie ran past and grabbed the fortune out of the cookie before Fundo had a chance to read it.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

crookie

a cross-dressing wookie(see definition) who you encounter outside, and he asks you to stay in your room. He will have symptoms of mental problems. He proceeds to come in to your room and ask to sleep on the floor, saying that the "hospital kicked him out." He then proceeds to obviously hit on your roomate, telling him "he's one of a kind." if you don't kick this "crookie" out of your room, he might steal your purse, your laptop, or your life. If you ever meet a crookie, leave your room as soon as possible, and pray you never see him again

Wow, Derrick was a real crookie last night

by nick dimille March 31, 2008

crookie destroyer

a person who enjoys putting his thingy in cookies and making ppl eat them and while they eat it he claps their booty

quandale is such a crookie destroyer

by Thebigdaddyclapper November 3, 2022

Hooky Crookie the Rookie

Hasan's crooked nose.

The Hooky Crookie the Rookie is getting in the way.

by GooogleDefinitions April 19, 2022

Crookie

A person with a defining crooked feature on their body, usually in places such as the lips, nose, teeth, etc

HA! Matt is such a crookie, have you seen how ridiculous his lip is?

by Hatinonthacrookies January 16, 2014