cronokie

A gay, stinky poo head.

"That guys name must be Cronokie."

cronokie by anonymous September 29, 2021

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crookie

chronic + cookie = crookie

A cookie with marijuana in it.

Crookies fuck you up.

crookie by john July 13, 2003

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fortune crookie

When you crack your fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie takes your fortune and reads it first, so as to make the fortune theirs. Similar to the hamburglar, only with fortune cookies.

Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.

When Fundo cracked his fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie ran past and grabbed the fortune out of the cookie before Fundo had a chance to read it.

fortune crookie by authOOr June 29, 2006

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crookie

a cross-dressing wookie(see definition) who you encounter outside, and he asks you to stay in your room. He will have symptoms of mental problems. He proceeds to come in to your room and ask to sleep on the floor, saying that the "hospital kicked him out." He then proceeds to obviously hit on your roomate, telling him "he's one of a kind." if you don't kick this "crookie" out of your room, he might steal your purse, your laptop, or your life. If you ever meet a crookie, leave your room as soon as possible, and pray you never see him again

Wow, Derrick was a real crookie last night

crookie by nick dimille March 31, 2008