Crogs

Person: Smart, average looking male. Good friend and trustworthy. A good time always ensues when he is around.

"Let's all go to Crogs house to play some Madden!"

by Crogs August 12, 2004

dirty crogs

to allow ones boyfriend / girlfriend / partner to shit in your mouth while giving a hand job over your head

"she's so kinky, bet she's done a dirty crogs"

by sexy whore 101 April 20, 2020

Virtual Crogs

The virtual representation of Crogs.

"Man, Virtual Crogs just upgraded to version 3.5!"

by Crogs August 13, 2004

ur aunt a croissant

The strongest insult of all time, it will destroy every insult know to mankind the moment you utter this phrase. This insult should only be used by those who wish to destroy the planet.

Person1: ur mom gay
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*

by Fastninjamichael April 4, 2018

Crocspin

The crocspin is the act of spinning around while you are having sex with your partner of choice this makes it more fun for the both of you

"Last night I tried the crocspin and we had so much fun"

by Deonahowablo February 20, 2017

croissant

a yummy thing

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant

by wowza666 June 8, 2019

Cropsey

A creep; someone who seems pedophile-like.
Derived from Staten Island urban lore for a bogeyman who steals children.
May also refer to an object or situation that is creepy in a related sense i.e. a dilapidated shack, automobile, or rural people.

Jerry and Lee are driving down a country road in an unfamiliar area/town. The surrounding area looks eerily similar to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre . . . Lee turns to Jerry and simply says "Cropsey".

by Moo-Money December 6, 2010