"Mom, Dad... I'm croco-attackhelisexualian."
"A what?"
"A CROCO-ATTACKHELISEXUALIAN!"
"The fuck is that? Are you gay? I always thought you were a little faggot."
"No, it's a makeshift satirical gender according to urban dictionary - so I thought I'd become it."
"How could we raise such a faggot?"

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.