croch turkey 

1.bugs infested in ones vagina and/or penis hairs

2.What u say a girl that queefs a lot has

1.When Bill Clinton pulled off Monicas panties he those croch turkeys were gobeling.

2.God damn Jesse queefs to much that bitch must have the croch turkeys!

croch turkey by Matt36000 January 15, 2008

crotch turkey 

A sexually transmitted disease.
Also crotch turkeys.

That girl is prime territory for crotch turkeys.

crotch turkey by Kara October 20, 2003

Crotch Turkey 

When the hair in your crotch feathers out like a turkey

Casey Papabitch has a crotch turkey

Crotch Turkey by King Of OFHS April 23, 2009

turkey crotch 

A term used to describe the external genitalia of a female who is extremely promiscuous. In other words, her crotch is strectched and droopy like a turkey's neck. Also used as a reference to Tory, aka Whory.

"Damn, that Tory took 3 guys at once?? Hell, dude... She must be suffering from a nasty case of turkey crotch."

turkey crotch by the shazamurai January 26, 2005