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An itch located in the crotchal region usually of noticeable discomfort. For the men who need to sound formal when talking about their nether regions itchiness.
Martin had an intense critch, but as he was in a public setting it would've been inappropriate for him to relieve the annoyance.
by SirHumble February 19, 2018