Crispy Creme

v. to ejaculate onto a females face and to let the semen dry, as to resemble the glaze of a crispy creme donut

She wanted me to give her the ole crispy creme cuz it revitalizes and lifts the face.

Crispy Creme by jeff clement June 15, 2008

crispy creme

A 300-calorie lump of doughy, glazed goodness that you might as well superglue to your thigh. Lately, they've been concocting a new donut recipe in which the carbs are significantly reduced in light of the new atkins diet wave. The chemicals they stuff into the donut in place of natural carbs are probably just as detrimental. However, they give out free paper hats, which are pretty spiff.

Mmmm...crispy cremedonuts

crispy creme by marymagdalene May 10, 2006

Crispy Creme

A kitty kat that has the IQ of a teacup.

Omgz, crispy cremez, cmere babey i wanna pet your back and throw you at this beautifully white wall. (crispy meows) yeah you meow you tiny little munchkin fucktard, just meow.

Crispy Creme by Fumples September 21, 2007

Crispy Creme Dat Hoe

When you blow your spooge all over a woman's face.

Ron Jeremy is gonna Crispy Creme dat hoe.

Crispy Creme Dat Hoe by Beef Moon January 9, 2008

Crispy Creamer 

When two lesbians initiate in a scissoring match in a closed room while sweating profusely. The following combination of sweat, saliva, and vaginal fluids are then collected in a bucket until it reaches a near-solid state to be ingested by both parties.

"Yo, I heard Madison got with Sharon for a Crispy Creamer."

Crispy Creamer by mtark3 April 3, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022