Crispy Creme
v. to ejaculate onto a females face and to let the semen dry, as to resemble the glaze of a crispy creme donut
Crispy Creme by jeff clement June 15, 2008
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crispy creme
A 300-calorie lump of doughy, glazed goodness that you might as well superglue to your thigh. Lately, they've been concocting a new donut recipe in which the carbs are significantly reduced in light of the new atkins diet wave. The chemicals they stuff into the donut in place of natural carbs are probably just as detrimental. However, they give out free paper hats, which are pretty spiff.
crispy creme by marymagdalene May 10, 2006
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Crispy Creme
Omgz, crispy cremez, cmere babey i wanna pet your back and throw you at this beautifully white wall. (crispy meows) yeah you meow you tiny little munchkin fucktard, just meow.
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Crispy Creamer
When two lesbians initiate in a scissoring match in a closed room while sweating profusely. The following combination of sweat, saliva, and vaginal fluids are then collected in a bucket until it reaches a near-solid state to be ingested by both parties.
Crispy Creamer by mtark3 April 3, 2016
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