Crisp Shit

A crisp shit is just another word for a fart. A fart can only be a crisp shit if it is loud and dry.

Damn dude that was a crisp shit!

Crisp Shit by Crisp Shit February 22, 2023

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Crip Shit

Pronounced-"Criiip Shiiit" An expression used after doing something funny, stupid, Cool, or illegal and getting away with it.

Examples of Crip Shit:

Driving drunk busting a bitch across 5 lanes while yelling "Criiip Shiiit"

Just finished doing a keg stand "Criiip Shiiit"

Passing gas while standing in the check out line "Criiip Shiiit"

Hittin 3-wheel motion in a 64' Impala "Criiip Shiiit"

Crip Shit by Ninja Ren October 8, 2011

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Crip-Shit

When the force of of shit is so violent it forces you to hold on to the disabled handles next to the toilet

"Honey, can i have the disabled toilet? I feel a crip-shit coming on"

Crip-Shit by Simondo November 15, 2005

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crip shitter

the largest toilet in the bar , the one with the big seat and easy handles when youre wasted. should be used by the wheelchair brigade but they never out that late

"man i am wasted but i aint gonna make the crapper upstairs" "ok dude , use the crip shitter , its got anice big seat and loads of handles so you dont fall on your ass"

crip shitter by groovy wordbender November 19, 2009

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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