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Crisp Shit

A crisp shit is just another word for a fart. A fart can only be a crisp shit if it is loud and dry.
Damn dude that was a crisp shit!
by Crisp Shit February 22, 2023
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Crip Shit

Pronounced-"Criiip Shiiit" An expression used after doing something funny, stupid, Cool, or illegal and getting away with it.
Examples of Crip Shit:

Driving drunk busting a bitch across 5 lanes while yelling "Criiip Shiiit"

Just finished doing a keg stand "Criiip Shiiit"

Passing gas while standing in the check out line "Criiip Shiiit"

Hittin 3-wheel motion in a 64' Impala "Criiip Shiiit"
by Ninja Ren October 8, 2011
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Crip-Shit

When the force of of shit is so violent it forces you to hold on to the disabled handles next to the toilet
"Honey, can i have the disabled toilet? I feel a crip-shit coming on"
by Simondo November 15, 2005
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crip shitter

the largest toilet in the bar , the one with the big seat and easy handles when youre wasted. should be used by the wheelchair brigade but they never out that late
"man i am wasted but i aint gonna make the crapper upstairs" "ok dude , use the crip shitter , its got anice big seat and loads of handles so you dont fall on your ass"
by groovy wordbender November 19, 2009
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