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cripple nipple 

an inverted nipple, as if the protruding part is actually pointed inside
I was disappointed to find that she had had a cripple nipple rather than two erect mike and ikes when i took her bra off.
cripple nipple by ManMythLegend April 21, 2007
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cripple nipple 

Used in South Africa when you tweak a mates nipple normally done on guys. Girls get very upset if you do it to them. Normally done in a joking manner between mates when indulging in horseplay.
Stop giving me shit or i'll give you a cripple nipple.
cripple nipple by Mr Ken December 18, 2009

anal nipple cripple 

the act of giving a sexual partner a nipple cripple (the twisting/tweaking and/or general fondling of the the erogenous nipples and surrounding area), whilst simultaneously delivering anal sex. this increases both tension and overall pleasure at the point of orgasm.
damn, this anal pounding is not nearly satisfactory enough to fulfil my sexual desires. if you’d give me an anal nipple cripple, i’d be sure to scream out in pleasure!
anal nipple cripple by breakingbad January 3, 2013

nipple cripple 

The extremely hard squeezing of the male nipple (usually)and then twisting until the person starts screaming like a pig and starts to cry because of the pain. This is because you have just crippled the shit out of his nipple.
Dude, i just nipple crippled a boy and his eyes popped out of his head because of the pain.
nipple cripple by enke November 9, 2004

triple nipple cripple 

Twisting someone 1st, 2nd and 3rd nipple over and over again if they have a 3rd.
''Dude I just gave sam a triple nipple cripple''
''Ew he must be a freak then!''

Nipple Cripple 

To bite a chicks nipple to hard and end up hurting her
I accidentally pulled a nipple cripple on my girlfriend last night
Nipple Cripple by joeytheleo December 11, 2010

Donkey Nipple Cripple 

Also know as the Donkey Purple Nurple. A donkey nipple cripple occurs during sexual intercourse, most commonly in the cowgirl position, when prior to orgasm one member grabs the others nipple, twists it either in a clockwise or anticlockwise direction it does not matter. The effect this has is that the victim is shocked by the pain and therefore creates a more intense orgasm experience for both.
Lisa! Did you just Donkey Nipple Cripple me?!
Tee hee yes...
Donkey Nipple Cripple by rocky_dod December 12, 2010
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murderhobo 

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go ahead
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