That good stuff you drink when recovering from that awful surgery where have polio crutches and can’t wear normal underpants.

It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.
“Dude...poor Sarah-Jane had that awful hip surgery last week but I took her some CRIPPLE LIQUOR...a sweet bottle of Casamigos to aid her recovery!”
by Bucknasteee November 4, 2020
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