Cringlestick 

The art of getting a boner while a gingerbread man give you a handjob, a gingerbread woman licks your bum hole, and all of this happens inside of a port-a-potty.

Bob the Builder was getting a cringlestick while he was in the portable toilet.

Cringlestick by Cantcatchmebb September 20, 2014

Criddlestick 

A tool that is used by dumpster divers to reach or manipulate the treasures within the confines of a dumpster, garbage can or pile.

I was so thankful that I had my criddlestick with me when I saw the unopened can of baked beans that had been tossed into the dumpster.

Criddlestick by Bee Kind May 21, 2016

cripplesticks 

1. A slang term for crutches
2. an expression of irritation

1. "That guy broke his leg and is now using cripplesticks"
2. "Man, I just broke your TV"
"cripplesticks"

cripplesticks by Elliott Solomon August 2, 2003