Being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on Criminal Minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord.
Mom: Honey I heard shouts from your room last Wednesday at 9/8c.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.
Daughter: Oh don't worry mom I was just criminal mindsturbating.
by katiedahmer February 22, 2011
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