crimedanch 

A community on Long Island, Suffolk County, New York, 40 miles east of New York City where crime is the highest in the County.

I moved out of crimedanch after I was robbed for the third time.

crimedanch by Theknife June 11, 2021

body like baywatch, face like crimewatch 

Used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
This is a word play on two popular TV shows in the UK, Baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a TV show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.

See also BayCrime

She has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.

body like baywatch, face like crimewatch by world March 22, 2005

Crymedanch 

nickname for Wyandanch, New York Located in suffolk county on Long Island.

yo crymedanch is tha hardest part of long island

Crymedanch by CrymedanchCreepa June 26, 2009