Crib Diddler

A Crib Diddler is someone who dates really young women or men

I can't believe he's dating Karen, she just turned 16! Ya, Cairns is a real Crib Diddler alright.

by BengalsfanJoel February 16, 2021

Rib the Crib

To smoke pot. Developed loosely from the words "roast" (we roasted the whole bag last night) and "crucial" (seriously crucial weed).

My parents are gone, let's go to my house and rib the crib!

by TightBuns March 10, 2017

Tuna Crib

In the game of cribbage, the dealer gets an extra hand "the crib". Now, when the sum total of that hand is 2 or less it is reffered to as a "Tuna Crib"

Arghhh.... This shitty Tuna Crib cost me the game!

by Vonbrownstein November 5, 2009

cribbed it

when you score a long touchdown in football

when they kicked the ball to reggie bush he cribbed it.

by JJ32 July 6, 2008

To da crib

To take it home with you

Hey homie, is this food for here or to da crib

by #ChefLife December 14, 2015

crib crab

A derogatory term for a crib-contained human infant who has not yet become old or mobile enough to be referred as a rug monkey or a linoleum lizard.

Sorry-- I would, but I have to go over to my friend's house. It's their date night and they couldn't get anyone else to watch the crib crab.

by IronNerf July 8, 2014

Lyin Bout Her Crib

A chick who you think is doin the damn thing, has her own shit only to find out she lives with her man.

This bitch is lyin bout her crib livin wit her nigga everytime im ova she hidin all his pictures hidin all his clothes hidin all his shoes i can fuck dis bitch dis bitch is bad news

Song by pastor troy one of the greatest southern rappers

by Athbabe!! December 13, 2009