crepe hanger 

In days of old when the dead were laid out in the parlour of the family home, people, either out of respect or superstition, draped all the mirrors and windows of the house with black crepe. Professional "funeral" operators would begin to prepare for this ahead of time as they noted that there were local people nearing death's door. This gave birth to the term, "crepe hanger" to people who are compulsive worriers, anxious about things that have not yet happened. This "tradition" also gave birth to the use of black crepe for the manufacture of ladies’ mourning dresses, men’s hat bands and arm bands, and funeral wreaths

Mothers who are constantly worried and over anxious about their children, husbands etc when they don't get home on time, and in their mind's eye see them in an accident, hospitalized, dead and themselves standing over a gravesite could be considered "crepe hangers."

crepe hanger by Celeste Zugec September 30, 2005

crepe hanger 

a person of consistently pessimistic outlook (from the use of black crepe for the manufacture of ladies’ mourning dresses, men’s hat bands and arm bands, and funeral wreaths)

crepe hanger by Anton September 30, 2003

crepe hanger 

a person who feels the need to bring public attention to obviously unfortunate or negative situations

Can you believe that crepe hanger? She couldn't wait to tell me I had a stain on my dress at the party!

crepe hanger by bigfatmama July 12, 2011

crepe hanger 

an individual who enjoys funerals and attends as many as possible.

" That's the third time she's showed up this week. We've got another crepe hanger on our hands."

crepe hanger by J E Walker May 12, 2003

crepe hanger 

a morbid or death-obsessed person

crepe hanger by Anton September 30, 2003