creamy beaver

a vagina which has been ejaculated in. the semen then tends to drip out - producing the creamy beaver

that creamy beaver looks like a waterfall

by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003

creamy beaver

When a woman not on birth control takes a creampie inside her beaver, not realizing shes on her most fertile day of the cycle.

The result of a creamy beaver is always, or almost always, a beautiful disaster

by Sexydimma May 26, 2021

cream beaver

When you nut on your girls stomach then slap the cum puddle with your dick resembling a beaver slapping the water with its tail.

Bro, I gave my girl the best cream beaver after having dinner with her family.

by koth koth January 25, 2018

Sour cream beaner

A sour cream beaner is a slang term for white mexicans. While ethnically hispanic, skin just happens to be light. May be mistaken for caucasian by people who cannot identify race. Usually are given away to be hispanic because of names that many identify with latinos, such as "Garcia', or "Lopez".

Person 1: Why are you dating a white girl?

Hispanic Guy: She's not a white girl, just a sour cream beaner.

by JustThatGuy June 4, 2009

beaner creams

Any form of prescription creams/lotions that are bought in Mexico usually to avoid high prices.

Guy 1: "Dude, what cream did you use for your acne?"

Guy 2: "A whole bunch of Beaner creams dude"

by Daccracker August 3, 2011