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Cream Show

When working in the bush at piece rate the land is easy to traverse and make money from. Term commonly used in Canada for logging, tree planting, and geophysical data collection.
The Pas was an absolute cream show contract, I made so much money and I was home for Christmas.
by extylerma March 10, 2023
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Cream show

When two or more guys jerk off at the same time to see who shoots his load the farthest leaving the fallout sticking to whatever it lands on under it's path
4th roommate yelling at the other 3 roommates as he enters the room from last night's contest, " OKAY THAT'S IT! NO MORE CREAM SHOWS UNLESS YOU COVER THE FURNITURE AND FLOOR WITH PLASTIC BEFORE YOU START! FUCKING STEPPED IN SOME AGAIN! THAT'S JUST RUDE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! "
by mia.dancer September 8, 2021
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Cream Show

A particularly profitable venture. Commonly used by those that work in the wilds of Canada, such as loggers, tree-planters, drillers, land surveyors and geophysicists.
That contract was an absolute cream show, everybody made money and got home before Christmas.
by extylerma March 10, 2023
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cream shower

1. When a male ejaculates after masturbating and the semen squirts high enough for it to come back down all over the male's head.
2. When a male pulls out during sex and ejaculates in a manner such that the trajectory of the semen comes down on the partner's head.
3. Any other occurence where semen drops from above onto someone's head.
1. I was lookin at some porn the other night and accidentally took a cream shower.
2. I pulled out and gave my girlfriend a cream shower.
by Rik F March 10, 2008
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shower cream

When a guy cums on your face whist in the shower together
"Wendall shower creamed all over me right after I washed my hair."
by wendallthepussyslayer August 21, 2016
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Shower cream

When you try to gage how much sour cream you are putting on your plate, and accidentally say shower cream cause you are too focused.
Logan : Hey man, they have sour cream.
Evan : your right, love me some shower cream
by Showercream30 September 20, 2016
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Creamy Shower

When you are on a ski mountain and you spit on passerby while on a chairlift. When they look up, the person on the chairlift then blows a load on the skier/snowboarders face.
"Dude, i was skiing the other day and the chairlift stopped right over some hot chick. Gave her a good ol creamy shower."
by THEDIDDLER4657 March 4, 2010
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