cream on a bagel

a certain amount of men stand around a bagel and they all try to ejaculate. the last man to cum has to eat the bagel.

bob, steve, donnie, and jake start to jack off around a bagel and they all cum but steve so steve eats the bagel thats why its called cream on a bagel

by a.v.s.p. January 6, 2009

Cream cheesing her bagel

To shoot ones skeet skeet on a girls bum hole as the grand finale of a sexual adventure

Dan: Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!

by Encyclopedia Brentannica November 13, 2009

Creamed My Bagel

Phrase used when one, either 1.metaphorically or 2.literally jizzes in his or her pants.

1.
TV: Robiskie scores!
Me: I just creamed my bagel

2.
Tv: Double Kill!!, Triple Kill!!!, Overkill!!!!
Me: ah ooh uh... I just creamed my bagel.

by porpoisepal January 22, 2009

Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 July 19, 2016

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Cream Cheese my Bagel

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.

Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?

by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018