cream on a bagel

a certain amount of men stand around a bagel and they all try to ejaculate. the last man to cum has to eat the bagel.

bob, steve, donnie, and jake start to jack off around a bagel and they all cum but steve so steve eats the bagel thats why its called cream on a bagel

by a.v.s.p. January 6, 2009

Cream cheesing her bagel

To shoot ones skeet skeet on a girls bum hole as the grand finale of a sexual adventure

Dan: Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!

by Encyclopedia Brentannica November 13, 2009

Creamed My Bagel

Phrase used when one, either 1.metaphorically or 2.literally jizzes in his or her pants.

1.
TV: Robiskie scores!
Me: I just creamed my bagel

2.
Tv: Double Kill!!, Triple Kill!!!, Overkill!!!!
Me: ah ooh uh... I just creamed my bagel.

by porpoisepal January 22, 2009

Cream Cheese my Bagel

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.

Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?

by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018

Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 July 19, 2016

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025