A sour cream beaner is a slang term for white mexicans. While ethnically hispanic, skin just happens to be light. May be mistaken for caucasian by people who cannot identify race. Usually are given away to be hispanic because of names that many identify with latinos, such as "Garcia', or "Lopez".

Person 1: Why are you dating a white girl?

Hispanic Guy: She's not a white girl, just a sour cream beaner.

Sour cream beaner by JustThatGuy June 4, 2009

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Cream Beanie

When you nut on the top of a mfr's head.

"Yo, she said not to get it in her face so you KNOW I had to give her that Cream Beanie "

Cream Beanie by Whornet November 18, 2022

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creamy beany

a insult

rico: you such a creamy beany finn
fin: i’m telling my mommy

creamy beany by Da tall boiii October 12, 2021

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creamy beans

when a person with a penis ejactculates inside someone's ass and they poop it out along with fecal matter

"dude, I had the worst case of creamy beans this morning after me and tom got done last night."

creamy beans by creamybeans August 3, 2017

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