When a person pays for a midget to give them a swirly in a public toilet full of shit and before they take a breath the midget hops on the top of the toilet tank and shits on their head. Then they pull their head out and go that's one crazy town.

Midget: Indistinguishable midget mill speak (sounding like kid rock bowittaba mixed with Teletubbies) Customer: That's one crazy town you got here. Midget:Fuck you
Customer:Thanx

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YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE!

1) when something is sick, acknowledging your ppl who made it happen

2) when your massively drunk and want something to shout out loud

EX 1:

M: i bet abdul wont actually come back with any water

*5 mins later abdul returns*

M: ABDUL! U CRAZY FOR THIS ONEEE!!!

EX2:

P DuBz strolls into room: YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE!!! DONT ACT LIKE YOU DONT KNO WHO WE BE NIETHER!

YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE! by Microfne Chek February 21, 2010

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One person crazy parade

Noun
1. A person who is so crazy that they cause a spectacle and get people watching.
2. A person who is crazy to the point that they get followers who think the craziness is esoteric.

Concept comes from a person screaming and yelling loudly through public streets to the point that people line up along the sides of the road to watch for entertainment purposes.

My friend is so passionate about social injustice, she's a one person crazy parade.

When my friend realized that the restaurant obtained their bread from factory bakeries, he turned into a one person crazy parade. Fortunately I caught it on video. Viral-video famedom here I come.

One person crazy parade by MadMatter007 September 10, 2014

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the_crazy_one85

there basically trying to get famous and really waiting to become charli but idk if they will

person: have you heard of the_crazy_one85?
me: EW DONT BE RUDE

the_crazy_one85 by alexxorieefan21 February 20, 2022

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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