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crayon box 

1. a thing you put crayons in
2. a really annoying person who follows you around every and even when you walk away they follow/stalk you
3. a person who thinks they are awesome but they are a huge dick.
1. Put the crayons in the crayon box
2. OMG she wont stop follow us around, she is such a crayon box!
3. And that makes her a huge crayon box!
crayon box by TheNamesFinnagin March 7, 2009

not the brightest crayon in the box 

another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass
well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box

Every crayon in the box 

An “every crayon in the box” kind of guy is someone who is called gay
Brad is an every crayon in the box type of guy

Yeah, He’s an every crayon in the box type of guy

Crayons/Box of Crayons 

Instead of calling black people colored people you can use the slang term "crayons". When in groups you use

"box of crayons".
That crayons/box of crayons just asked me for a forty.
That box of crayons/box of crayons up to somthin.
Crayons/Box of Crayons by ademption December 22, 2009

Box of Crayons 

A safe way to say in school that you need a box of cigarettes.
Does anyone have a box of crayons they are willing to share?
Box of Crayons by Shane Collins January 13, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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