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crashboner 

when some cannot help but crash his/her car they have a crashboner. Once someone has a crashboner nothing will prevent them from eventually crashing.
It was raining and alot of people must have left their homes with a crashboner because there was a huge pile-up on the highway
crashboner by old man tucker October 6, 2016
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crashbox 

Manual transmission designed with straight cut gears and no syncronizing rings.
The original GT-40's 5-speed
crashbox by carguy August 29, 2005

Crashbomb 

When your crazy wild life is temporarily interupted by a grounding usally for something pretty wild, raunchy or badass.
Frankie: Dude Joel was so fucking wild at the party last night he got cross faded, and fucked Cindy before completely trashing that guys mailbox!
Nate: Joel got grounded hahaha he's fucking wild though, he will be back.
Frankie: Damn fucking "Crashbomb" baby!
Crashbomb by King of Punk June 21, 2015
Typically known as a troll, someone who is so incredibly in awe with something they have to act as if they hate it. They come on message boards and troll, but in their hearts they would come running in a second.
"This totally sucks, u losers, it's stoopid." said the Crushboy on the message board. We all know he liked it.
Crushboy by toee May 11, 2006

Crashbox 

The word derives from its two combined words Crash and Box. To Crashbox is to Crash the Box or Dive in the muff. When referring to person it is someone that is highly skilled in getting in a woman's pants.
Man I have to say taking home two women from that party last night made you a real Crashbox.
Crashbox by Bailion February 3, 2010