Craptop

What you call your laptop when you take it in to the bathroom with you.

"Hey! I need to catch up on Facebook and beat that next level on Candy Crush, so I'm grabbing my Craptop while I drop some boys off at the pool."

by Spunkyd223 February 25, 2016

Craptop

Any laptop in which you use while dropping a deuce.

Wheres my craptop i gotta take a shit.

by jacqeez June 29, 2009

Craptop

A crappy slow laptop

damnnit, my craptop is really getting on my nerves! gotta upgrade :-)

by hallooooooo July 27, 2009

Craptop

A MacBook ... or something that boots into Windows.

Honey ... my condolences to Steve Jobs, but your craptop MacBook still can't run RTCW from 2001!

by Der Gelb Baron October 13, 2011

Craptop

A mobile device (typically laptop or netbook) used while poopsurfing.

I have engaged the craptop, let the poopsurfing begin!

by Futile Cause May 23, 2010

Craptop

Dylan's Laptop

die craptop is kanker waardeloos

by spartun January 30, 2020