What you call your laptop when you take it in to the bathroom with you.
"Hey! I need to catch up on Facebook and beat that next level on Candy Crush, so I'm grabbing my Craptop while I drop some boys off at the pool."
by Spunkyd223 February 25, 2016
A MacBook ... or something that boots into Windows.
Honey ... my condolences to Steve Jobs, but your craptop MacBook still can't run RTCW from 2001!
by Der Gelb Baron October 13, 2011
A mobile device (typically laptop or netbook) used while poopsurfing.
I have engaged the craptop, let the poopsurfing begin!
by Futile Cause May 23, 2010