Crapped a shit 

A saying to be used in extreme conditions of fear, exitement, happiness, etc.

Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.

Example 1:

Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?

Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:

Person : Hey man you don't look so good.

Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.

Person : Ouch.

Crapped a shit by Gcapallday February 24, 2010

Crapped Ass 

When one is inebriated to the point where they lose control of their bowels and defecate themselves.

"Dude you are such a crapped ass."

Crapped Ass by Conorwonor March 14, 2010

crapped up 

Slang used in the nuclear industry to indicate when radioactive contamination is somewhere it should not be.

"that guy was working alone and got really crapped up when he breached that valve"

"that whole room is crapped up, we are going to need some help"

crapped up by nukeworker March 28, 2005

crapped in my coffin 

When some dude is scared shitless and feels he's gonna die. South-African expression.

- Ayo, I almost fell out da car during da drive-by. I crapped in my coffin, mate.

crapped in my coffin by Dr.J-dawg November 29, 2005

Crapped the Tablet 

An unfortunate event whereby you rely on somebody to do you a solid and the person in question utterly fails you.

Origin: Derived from the event where a medicinal capsule or tablet is not absorved by the body and is passed in the feces, proving to be useless beyond your control.

I forgot to turn in my assignment before I left, so I told Jimmy to turn it in for me. Unfortunately he crapped the tablet and now I'm failing the class.

Crapped the Tablet by Buster T Foodcube April 29, 2006

crapped out 

for something to die without sudden warning.

You couldn't imagine how pissed I was when I fired up my computer this morning and found out that my three week old 160 GB drive crapped out on me.

crapped out by ricky roma November 18, 2003

Crapped Out 

A technological term, for when something dies/freezes

Joe: Damnit! My phone just crapped out in the middle of the call!

Danny:Shit! My laptop crapped out!

Crapped Out by coolbill14 July 20, 2010