crap lap

The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap

Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome

by yeetusfeetus February 7, 2021

crap in my lap

to crap in ones lap like slow dripping sap. excited exclamation

whoa crap in my lap thats awesome

by jizzle mc fizzle September 13, 2003

Crap in my lap

This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY LAP DOLORES!”

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY MOUTH”

by CaseOhEarthquakeVictim#2332 October 2, 2024

craplap

A craplap is when you’re receiving a lap dance from someone and they take a fat shit on your lap.

“Aw man i was at club tush and i totally got craplapped, it was awesome!”

by Tushy24you January 27, 2018