crap in my lap

to crap in ones lap like slow dripping sap. excited exclamation
whoa crap in my lap thats awesome
by jizzle mc fizzle September 13, 2003
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Crap in my lap

This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.
Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY LAP DOLORES!”

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY MOUTH”
by CaseOhEarthquakeVictim#2332 October 02, 2024
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crap lap

The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap
Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome
by yeetusfeetus February 08, 2021
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