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Flap Crap
Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.
I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.
I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.
I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.
Flap Crap by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010
crap flapper
One who masterbates in his/her own fecal excretions; usually someone with mental retardations or an individual who has problems with standard/orthodox masterbation.
"Hey brah, you need to wash your sheets; were you eating sundaes in bed and watching television?"
"No, I was actually masterbating in my own butt squirts."
"Oh okay, that is gross, your a crap flapper you are."
"No, I was actually masterbating in my own butt squirts."
"Oh okay, that is gross, your a crap flapper you are."
crap flapper by Frankinsense July 16, 2008
flappin the crap hamper
flappin the crap hamper by jack February 8, 2003
Crapflapslap
Crapflapslap by Jaja the Juju November 7, 2011
crapflap
1) The sound of buttcheeks-a-flappin usually caused by an abnormally powerful fart or defecation.
2) The back door on old style long underwear
2) The back door on old style long underwear
1) That four alarm chili had me crapflappin in the bowl all night.
2) I was so drunk last night that when I put on my long underwear, I crawled in through the crapflap.
2) I was so drunk last night that when I put on my long underwear, I crawled in through the crapflap.
crapflap by The Jarvis February 22, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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