crap daddy 

1. A declarative statement or expression of frustration.

2. Person who overloads you with work (i.e. your boss)

"Crap daddy! I'm getting pulled over."

"The crap daddy's pilin' it on."

crap daddy by hk1976 November 9, 2006

Crawdaddy 

The Cajun equivalent to a sugar daddy.

Instead of say a Lamborghini, a Crawdaddy may have a fox body mustang in immaculate condition. Instead of a yacht they may have a Pontoon boat with a very nice beer cooler.

Crawdaddies are commonly solicited by Mudbugs (the Cajun equivalent to a gold digger)

Bill: "Have you called Cynthia back lately?

Ted: "Nah. I heard she went down to the bayou and got herself a Crawdaddy"

Crawdaddy by SkyGuy069 June 25, 2023

reverse crawdaddy

A sexual position upon which the receieving end is on all four of his or her limbs, with the back arched and facing towards the ground (note, not to be confused with doggy style). It's best put into an analogy that you're on all fours, and your stomach is the shell of the turtle or crayfish. Commonly done among practitioners of Yoga, gymnasts, and other nimble, kinky sorts.

I'm tired of all the normal everyday mundane sex-- lets make like a shrimp and try some reverse crawdaddy!

reverse crawdaddy by Wookiestick November 24, 2003

The Crawdaddy 

The Crawdaddy is a sexual act that involves four people, a pair of tongs, a hot tub, and an abundance of corn on the cob and potatoes. In the spirit of a crawfish boil the hot tub is filled with the vegetables to boil to perfection. The four people line up dick to ass, dick to ass, dick to ass, and thrust passionately in the boil. Whilst this goes on the person in the front holds the tongs, inside the boil. This mimics the tasty crustacean thus creating their own sexy crawfish boil. The person in the front uses the tongs to pick up vegetables coating them with their love butter, creating the perfect salty flavor.

“Thanks for the invite, what better way to end the summer than with a crawfish boil!”
“Thanks for coming! Are you ready for the Crawdaddy?”
“Hell yeah! I love buttered corn!”

The Crawdaddy by IwishIinventeddoggystyle1997 September 24, 2019

crawdaddy 

A sexual act performed on a male by grabbing the testicles with four fingers and going for the long shot with the middle finger (inserting the middle finger into the anus). southbound surprise

Male version of the Shocker

a.k.a. jock shock

Grab a nut an stick it in his butt.

Move his paynus stick it in his anus.

Move his jock give em a booty shock.

Give him the crawdaddy. whooooo

crawdaddy by PxCNikka April 24, 2009

crawdaddy 

(kraw•DA•dee)n. pl.(ies) an oral-hygienically challenged, smokeless-tobacco using old redneck man with an narrow world view.

Lyle hates his job. He works at a gas sation in Goshen, Indiana with a greasy old crawdaddy for a boss.

crawdaddy by sammer of the gods July 12, 2006

chapdaddy 

A chapdaddy is a man who likes to wear leather clothing on hot summer nights.

Look at Chapdaddy Kyle over there drinking his Monster and sweating like a hog.

chapdaddy by KindergartenCops August 1, 2022