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crank yank

When a guy gets really high on "crank" and then yanks on his pecker until he finishes....usually this session takes quite some time due to him being high on "crank"....
Not again there goes Kevin into the bathroom with a magazine high on "crank*....he'll be in there for quite some time...his crank yanking has gotten way out of hand...
crank yank by tex WHITE October 17, 2018
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crank the yank

Cole was in the bathroom cranking the yank. Crank the yank jacking off
crank the yank by Wile-e coyote January 9, 2017

crank that yank

To beat up a peer, To greatly embarrass him in front of his other friends/ girlfriend/ lovers
Nick was trippin' so i hadda crank that yank on the fool. Then his brother didn't stop giving him shit ever again.
crank that yank by burntmelons December 9, 2008

Crank Dat Yank 

Crank Dat Yank means to jack ya meat - masturbate - beat ya meat whatever u wanna call it thatz what it iz
"WATCH ME CRANK DAT YANK" dey aint talkin bout a dance nigga lmfao
Crank Dat Yank by Florida Boi February 19, 2008

Crank That Yank

Kind of like belemic bullrush. EXCEPT CRANK THAY YANK! SO when in Rome, you know whats good. HUGE. YOU ARE THE EMPIRE
Lady loses bjack hand.
Sour, Crank that Yank

Dad fights with son.
Crank that YAAAANK
Crank That Yank by Drew with Krellium December 30, 2010

crank my yank 

to ball to the extreme.to slang your baller-ness around until someones is balls deep.
ex. crank my yank= making it rain, carrying $500 in ones whereever u go.
crank my yank by baller-ness December 29, 2008

Crank That Yank

1. To get a project done ; to do work

2. To rush to get something completed

3. To handle business
"We have until 5:00pm to finish that presentation. Crank that yank!"
Crank That Yank by TheWhiteDragon October 30, 2008
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