cranberry sauce 

Repulsive red form of fanny batter expelled during rag week from a nasty stinkbox

"I pulled her panties down and her vertical bacon sandwich was covered in fucking cranberry sauce!"

cranberry sauce by JB July 19, 2003

cranberry sauce 

Dried blood leaked out from the anus after a wild, wild night of passion.

The aerial sandwich dripped cranberry sauce on us.

cranberry sauce by Suijen September 27, 2006

Albino Cranberry Sauce 

When a very white person has bad acne, they look like they bathed in cranberry sauce.

Dude 1: Hey, did you see the new girl? You might need sunglasses to look at her.

Dude 2: Yeah, she looks like albino cranberry sauce.

Albino Cranberry Sauce by Some dude with no friends August 3, 2018

Split second cranberry sauce 

Quite honestly just canned cranberry sauce

Wanna watch me make my split second cranberry sauce? To late you blinked

Split second cranberry sauce by Little UnderLord November 25, 2023

Turkey Off Dat Cranberry Sauce

Turkey is off dat cranberry sauce like he always is

yo bro Turkey Off Dat Cranberry Sauce lowkey

Turkey Off Dat Cranberry Sauce by TurkeyOffCranberrySauce March 5, 2026

canberry sauce 

The cranberry sauce that comes from a can. Proper canberry sauce will still have ridges on the edges once removed from said can. Best served sliced.

Hey, pass that canberry sauce to me.

canberry sauce by Ashre November 22, 2006

Canberry Sauce 

Canberry Sauce – noun – a jellied cranberry-based condiment sometimes served with holiday dinners, which contains no physical reference to cranberries whatsoever, beyond color and flavor. Connoisseurs of Canberry Sauce are keenly aware that the canberry sauce slices containing the imprints from the top or bottom of the can are the most flavorful.

Would you like a slice of canberry sauce with your Turducken? Or do you want the lumpy stuff with seeds and stems?
Mom! I totally called the bottom slice of the canberry sauce!

Canberry Sauce by WreckingDrew December 25, 2010