crackhead soup

n. 1. Used as slang in prisons to describe Ramen noodles which are priced so cheap and are so easy to make, that even crackheads can purchase and prepare them.

"I got a crate of crackhead soups for only $1.00 at commissary this week!"

crackhead soup by TheWarlock May 18, 2005

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crackhead soup

A package of Ramen noodles.

Hey, man, get me some crackhead soups on your next commissary buy and I'll hit you off with some rollies when my buy comes up next week.

crackhead soup by Oscar Hammersteyn September 18, 2005

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crackhead soup

A Ramen noodle brick. So cheap even a crackhead can afford one.

When watching "COPS" on tv, they kick-in some poor ass wannabe dealers door. What's the only thing on the kitchen counter ?....you guessed it skippy, a case of crackhead soup. The children are crying their eyes out as mommy and daddy are swept off to the iron bar hotel.

crackhead soup by Kingmon June 3, 2013

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romen noodles

i was so brock after i got a fix that i couldnt feed my kids so i bought crack head soup with my food stamps

crack head soup by e_mcspirit December 23, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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