Crackhead strength

The genre of strength that can be displayed by crackheads, usually in fits of rage and/or at the comedown of a high. This strength is rarely known as the victims of such force are usually killed or crackheads themselves. It is best exemplified by the grip of a crackhead, and those on the business end feel instantly helpless, both from the power exerted and the determined look in the crackheads eyes

"Did you see the way that bum was clenching his fists?"
"Ya man I bet hes got mad crackhead strength"

by Kid Gruesome June 2, 2009

crackhead speed

crackhead speed- a person who runs fast like a crackhead

that man has crackhead speed

by gfdfdgf May 10, 2019

crackhead soup

n. 1. Used as slang in prisons to describe Ramen noodles which are priced so cheap and are so easy to make, that even crackheads can purchase and prepare them.

"I got a crate of crackhead soups for only $1.00 at commissary this week!"

by TheWarlock May 18, 2005

crackhead syndrome

When your peers constantly assume you’re high because you’re energetic. it’s natural, and your normal personality. Crackhead syndrome can also be when someone is pretending to be high because they’re surrounded by high people.

Look at Macy, she keeps screaming and running around talking about belly buttons, she SO has crackhead syndrome.

by Legend27 April 7, 2019

crackhead soup

A package of Ramen noodles.

Hey, man, get me some crackhead soups on your next commissary buy and I'll hit you off with some rollies when my buy comes up next week.

by Oscar Hammersteyn September 18, 2005

crackhead suzy

when you get blue balls its the next best thing. you take a rubber glove, fill it with your favorite lube, wrap it in paper towels till it fits in a bread bad snug and. go to town.

yo dylan you get laid yet?

dylan: nah yo im stickin with the crackhead suzy

by Vec849 January 29, 2010

crackhead seatpost

A bicycle with a seatpost that is not the right length for the person riding it. Tall crackhead riding bike with short seatpost / short crackhead riding bike with long seatpost so that his/her toes barely touch the ground. A good indication that the bike has either been stolen or recovered from a dumpster. Some times the bike has no seat at all.

"Look at that skinny little dude with the sunken cheeks and a beard wearing a hoodie riding the bike with the long crackhead seatpost, he's barefoot, the bike must be stolen, stupid crackheads!"

by paul5150 December 23, 2009