cracker rig

To "fix" an object in a ghetto or temporary way. Usually done by a low class white person, a cracker. The quality of this repair is just slightly above that of a nigger rig.

If you cracker riged that any worse, it would be a nigger rig.

by Real Deal 12345 September 4, 2006

cracker rigging

The exact opposite of nigger rigging, wherein a cracker tries to repair something and it fails horribly. Usually resulting in his friends of African descent rigging it for him/her. Usually preceeded by the statement," Here, hold my beer."

Going to the auto shop, purchasing the parts to fix your car spending twice as much as it would take to fix it at the dealership and ultimately asking your friend who is a mechanic to fix it half assed in the interim.

"wow... what an incredible feat of cracker rigging"

by Zengeif June 10, 2008

Right in the cracker

Jaiden bracken

I'll bop you right in the cracker

by Qwertyuiopqwertyasdfghjkl May 12, 2014

Crackernigger

1.A crackernigger is often a name given to a white man from a black man. The crackenigger may act as if he is black but is turned down when trying to make black friends.
2. Crackerniggers are refered to as "black on the inside" and white on the outside. Like an M&M or the white rapper eminem

White guy: What's up home skillets
Black guy: Who the fuck is you?
White guy: I'm B-Ri yo!
Black guy: Get the fuck outta here crackernigger bitch (pimp slaps white guy)
White guy: (runs) Why you hatin'? (cries)

by razorbluewaffleeater April 24, 2010

crackerrican

a bi-racial individual who is half Caucasian and half Puerto Rican.

"His mom is white and his dad is Puerto Rican. He's a crackerrican."

by AliMarie April 28, 2005

crackernigger

a white guy trying to be black and or hood usually with rich snobby white kids

but it doesnt count if it's a white guy with hood status

white guy : check out my right nigga
black guy: get your cracker ass nigga ass outta here
2 hours later white guy meets friends
whiteguy : guy's im a crackernigger

a day later black guy see's him

black guy : aint u that fake ass cracker nigga i saw yesterday
white guy : who's asking
black guy : muther fucker

white guy : runs

by tmack11 April 17, 2010