Crack Attacked

When one's pants fall down due to a sudden motion which in turn exposes part of their buttocks and or the crack of their buttocks.

Clara: Alyssa just got up from her seat and totally crack attacked me!

Becca: Oh man, she's always doing that. You have to be careful when you sit behind her.

by Lisser Lou March 13, 2010

crack-attacker

A flamboyantly homosexual man, derived from his eagerness for penetrating the anus, i.e. butt "crack."

"Yo dog check out this guy with the capris and Justin Bieber cutoff shirt on."
"Yeah I know right? Total crack-attacker."

by Doctor_Dean November 4, 2013

Crack Attack

When either a crackhead or a drunk college aged chick has a mental breakdown over a minor Incident and proceeds to make a scene

It was wild, Jessica lost her Juul and had a full blown crack attack, I knew those tequila shots weren’t a good idea

by JerrysLooseCannon December 27, 2019

Crack Attack

When your ass crack itches badly

Man, Jeremy over there scratchin his ass. He must be having a crack attack

by _WonderBoy_ January 16, 2015

crack attack

When a basehead goes through withdrawal and loses his or her shit.

Did you see the DMX show? Dude had a crack attack right up on stage!

by diasco June 11, 2004

crack attack

Extreme itch/burn in your ass crack, often occurring after taking a shit and not wiping properly.

My ass crack feels raw. I've got some serious crack attack d00d.

by Kylenol September 27, 2003

crack attack

the execution of a sneak attack on an unsuspecting individual using primarily your ass, preferably in a smearing motion.

A. Dude! Sam just crack attacked Cameron's face!

B. Dag yo!

by sam tinsley November 10, 2004