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crack santa 

A cracked out Santa, usually from the hood. Easily identified by their dishevelled appearance, crack pipe burns, and meth teeth. May attack when "provoked" i.e. not giving them money.
"Oh shit, there's that damn crack Santa. Don't make eye contact, I don't have any spare change and I REALLY don't need another hobo bite." "Go on honey, give crack Santa a dollar before he loses his shit and attacks."
crack santa by Deez Nipps September 13, 2018
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Cracklanta  

Yo! Let's go down to Cracklanta and take in the Christmas lights display.
Cracklanta by Bob Benton October 11, 2007