crack laps 

When an indoor cat runs around the house, knocking things over and going completely crazy for no reason. Usually takes place in the middle of the night when the people it owns are trying to sleep.

The only explanation for this behavior is that the cat is on crack. Just like people who are on crack, the cat behaves erratically .

I didn't sleep very well last night because Swiffer and Clorox were running crack laps around the house. I woke up to find where they had knocked over my DVD rack. That must have been the loud crash I heard.

crack laps by Madre de los Gatos August 13, 2009

cracklapper 

cracklapper (n)
1) one who enjoys analingus
2) a cuntlapper
3) an extreme sycophant or brown noser
4) that first cold wave that gets your suit wet when wading into the ocean

Uh oh, Snuffy's putting on his assless chaps. He'll be trolling for cracklappers tonight.

cracklapper by Snuffy January 31, 2005

cracklash

n. the hair in the crack of an ass; butthair

"Excuse me, do you have a spare toothbrush? I just gave this guy a rim job and I got some cracklashes stuck in my teeth!"

cracklash by ExtraFine August 9, 2004

Cracklips 

After smoking excessive amounts of marijuana, one develops a white pasty film on their lips.

Oh shit man, i gotta get something to drink, i got some bad cracklips.

Stop smoking all that weed, you're gonna have some bad cracklips.

Cracklips by BonePepeFossati August 31, 2008