crack hair 

hair that sticks out of your asscrack

I was thinking about shaving my crack hair, but didn't want to have an itchy ass for the next week

crack hair by cornflakes13 May 14, 2009

butt-crack hair

butt-crack hair is hair that grows on most guys' ass-cracks.

I'm naturally smooth, so I don't have ANY butt-crack hair!

butt-crack hair by eda-skip October 7, 2021

crank hair 

Pubic hair that is located on the shaft of the penis.

Dude, I got my crank hair stuck in my zipper.

crank hair by Paul June 20, 2006

crack ass hairline 

When a niggas hairline is so fucked up that it looks like graph lines from an earthquake and uneven and simply a reflection of a bad barber

Ex:Tyrone:That nigga lookin' like he got lined up with a plastic spoon with that crack ass hairline

crack ass hairline by NIGGA TERMS June 1, 2016

Hairy Crack 

A particularly hairy ass crack. Often abbreviated as HC as to be able to use the term discreetly.

Dude, you have really bad HC (Hairy Crack), how often do you get danglers?

Hairy Crack by edookie September 7, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020