Crack Face
To embarrass someone to the point where their face cracks like a broken mirror. Usually by pointing out that they are wrong in their assertion.
Crack Face by Dman508 March 12, 2011
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crack face by xphile_1002 April 17, 2008
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crack face by Kyle Rainey February 4, 2006
Crack-face Monster
The corpse like look of a crack addicts face due to many years of drug use. This includes sunken in eyes, cheeks and greyish leathery skin. These people often look like wandering demons hence the name crack-face "monster."
Crack-face Monster by psychobunny January 8, 2009
son of a crack face
another way of saying son of a bitch, without getting in trouble with a coach, teacher, or family member.
son of a crack face by kg&lk December 31, 2009
FACE CRACK
Popularised by the tv show Rupaul's Drag Race, face crack is a term used to refer a shocking event. When something you don't expect makes you react : you are face cracked
See also : being gagged
See also : being gagged
If a friend tells you something shocking via text and you are shocked you can reply with *face crack*
FACE CRACK by Ellepellerin January 1, 2021
Face Crack
Common slag used within the gay community. Reacting with an extreme facial expression, to the point where it might make your face crack.
Face Crack by eaterofdicks September 22, 2016
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