2 definitions by eaterofdicks

Common slag used within the gay community. Reacting with an extreme facial expression, to the point where it might make your face crack.
“When she came for me like that I had me the face crack of the millennium” - RuPaul
by eaterofdicks September 23, 2016
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n. That specific white pair of Pumas gay guys wear in Czech porn while getting fucked in the ass.
I'm wearing my fuck me Pumas to let him know I bottom on the first date.
by eaterofdicks September 4, 2015
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