crack battle

N. When someone is so emotionally affected (happy or sad) that they act like they’re on crack; an episode where one’s mind makes them act like they’re under the influence of something

Rick: Dude, that ochem test totally fucked me up the butt. *incoherent nonsense*

Cal: Bruh are you in a crack battle rn? You make no sense 😂

Rick: *laughs while crying*

Cal: Absolute crack battle. You need rehab!!

crack battle by miffy October 17, 2019

Crack a Bottle 

1. To open a new bottle of an alcoholic beverage.

2. Serious hip hop song by Eminem, Dr. Dre and 50 Cent from Em's Relapse album.

1. Yo Jimmy its Friday, crack a bottle cuz.

2. So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model.
You just hit the lotto.

Crack a Bottle by JimmyLimerick May 29, 2009

crack a bottle 

to take another drink (usually refering to an alcoholic beverage)

"go on tom crack a bottle"
"if you not gonna have that beer i'll crack a bottle"
"Jim it's your birthday you've gotta crack a bottle with us"

crack a bottle by doicarenot321 January 21, 2009

Crack A Bottle 

A song by the artist Eminem.

Dude "Crack A Bottle" is Eminem's best song yet.

Crack A Bottle by MicahNara May 3, 2009