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the female equivalent to the male "bust a nut."

"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."

"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"

crack an egg by Mikey DaLux January 14, 2009

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crack an egg

The action of slapping someones head that is shaped like an egg

Alvin: wassup

Jack: Dont make me crack an egg
Alvin: Thats rude...

crack an egg by krak1 November 18, 2022

Crack an Egg

The act of unloading ones jizz pistol into both hands and then miming the breaking of an egg over your partners face, letting the "egg whites" drip onto them.

"Make sure you Crack an Egg on her, for me."

Crack an Egg by Boobafet August 27, 2014

Crack An Egg

Spreading someone's ass cheeks apart.

Before he went to eat her ass he had to crack an egg.

Crack An Egg by lostdwarf May 31, 2020

Let’s just crack an egg and be done with it

Not wasting time with details or pointless exercises and getting to the heart of a matter or task

Q: Hey did you want to go out for breakfast?
A. Yes but let’s just crack an egg and be done with it.

Let’s just crack an egg and be done with it by Sugarloaf Stickybuns April 2, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026