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crack 'n sniff

The ultimate defense in the game of basketball. As an offensive player goes to make a shot, a defensive player reaches down the back of his shorts and gets a finger load of some juicy buttsauce and slathers a dollop across the upper lip of the one taking a shot, resulting in something similar to a dirty sanchez. The slathered one then begins to vomit profusely and with great vigor, rendering him ineffective for the next several minutes.
"She gave that other player a crack 'n sniff so juicy and smelly that she started to cry."
by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005
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