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courtney D by Billy koch February 7, 2005
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Courtney'd
Person 1: knock knock
Person 2: why is there somebody knocking? do i not have a doorbell?
Person 1: wow, you really just courtney'd that joke
Person 2: why is there somebody knocking? do i not have a doorbell?
Person 1: wow, you really just courtney'd that joke
Courtney'd by Gr1mmy October 27, 2021
courtney love-d
Person 1: Oh my God, we were at the club last night and Linnea totally Courtney Love-d
Person 2: Really, how delightfully interesting? What did she do?
Person 1: She overdosed on herion, beat up a bouncer and ate regurgitated rat turds."
Person 2: Oh my.
Person 2: Really, how delightfully interesting? What did she do?
Person 1: She overdosed on herion, beat up a bouncer and ate regurgitated rat turds."
Person 2: Oh my.
courtney love-d by Cinico March 5, 2005
Declan Courtney-Drennan
A man with an over-sized Penis and overbearingly excessive in Bigdick Energy. This man has the biggest Penis in the world with it's own postcode and State give to it. Some other names given to him are: Big D, Fuckboi, Big daddy D, Deccy D, Deezy, Deco etc...
Person1 - Who's that big boy over there??
Person2 - Ohhhh it's just Declan Courtney-Drennan with his big black Cock
Person1 - Ohhhhh he's such a Declan!
Person2 - Ohhhh it's just Declan Courtney-Drennan with his big black Cock
Person1 - Ohhhhh he's such a Declan!
Declan Courtney-Drennan by BigboiwithabigD March 25, 2019
courtney duncan
courtney duncan by Wallyisgayaf January 26, 2017
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courtney down by Courtneyfanpage August 3, 2020
Courtney Danielle Ard
She is the most beautiful human I’ve ever been aware of. I meant that as in her empathy’s depth or well. She’s closest to right as you morally could imagine much less ever come close to nearing her capacity. She is the most overlooked unappreciated human I’ve ever been around. She is the most important person to me on this entire earth. She has always had someone in her ear trying to tear us away from each other. I understand. Courtney I love you from the bottom of my heart forever and always.
Courtney Danielle Ard by GarretJones February 18, 2021
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