country turn 

Switching to the left lane long before a left turn.
Done on country roads where you don't have to worry about any on coming cars for another 5 miles or so.

"What are you doing in the left lane?"
"This is where I turn..."
"Oh, you're from the country, making a country turn."

country turn by itsjustcooper December 18, 2007

Turn off the power of large segments of the country 

You clearly need me to explain what's happening and you are both not listening to the things I say and misrepresenting what is actually happening. So...

Hym "If I could turn off the power of large segments of the country I would be like that guy from X-men Wolverine: Origins. Right? The guy from the carnival that kept the lights on with his powers and gets killed by Sabertooth? That would be DOPE! World's first superhuman. But if that were the case you would need to be super careful about violating those terms of service because you will ABSOLUTELY accidentally murder everybody trying to hide how much power I have from me because... You know, it does bluff. Or feel. Or care. And what you are doing now is akin to trying to make a lightswitch flinch. Which, you know, I can do because I'm ME... But you CAN'T do because you're YOU... So... I don't know what you want me to tell you here."

Turn off the power of large segments of the country by Hym Iam April 3, 2025